The Ent. Is Near! (1/2)

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Inspiration hits with a flash, stories written on the go. A rumble of laughter and the tale is heard only in echoes. The wind blows me in a new direction. Whom shall I visit next?


The weevils of autumn are coming

Protect yourselves! Learn how to fight!

Be aware of their evils and cunning

When you see one, take action and SMITE!

For the weevils, you know, do not mean any harm

They will gather together to hug and stay warm

But they'll wreck all your cattle and ruin your farm,

So be ready, be ready! We will!

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For when weevils approach in their millions,

They won't knock on your door or be nice.

They will drink all your coffee and Killian's

They will seize your potatoes and spice!

And the weevils won't stand on politeness or tact

That is not my opinion; it's cone stolid fact!

And it's evident each of them needs must be cacked

Grab the poison and mallets and kill!

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to be continued


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