Oh, Nose!

I like her nose.

How many times have I said that to myself? It's not the sort of compliment you can hand out. Compliments from strangers are limited to: hair, dress, and nails. Anything that varies from our unspoken rule will screw up your tenuous connection and possibly their day--not a great result for a compliment.

Don't worry, it's not a fetish. I don't get hard looking at noses. I just think they are underrated in the face department. Don't get me wrong. Eyes are great. Beautiful eyes can stun me in the same way that a perfect sunset makes me pause and admire its beauty without any effort on its part. Lips are good but honestly, they're overrated. Give me a bold nose any day! Noses are the leaders of the face. Where the nose goes, the face is sure to follow. It's like the face's hood ornament. Perhaps that's why I'm not super fond of nose rings. It's decorating a decoration which is overkill, like putting the star on top of your angel atop the Christmas tree.

I like her nose and I will never tell her.