Cheesecake Pictures

slapdashmonuments

Inspiration hits with a flash, stories written on the go. A rumble of laughter and the tale is heard only in echoes. The wind blows me in a new direction. Whom shall I visit next?


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Shall I compare thee to a yummy cake?

Thou art much richer, solid on the fork

Wait, what was that? I could not e'er forsake

Thy toothsome body like a meal ‘fore work.

The thing I really meant to speak today

Is: you’re a dainty whom I’d love to drizzle

With chocolate syrup, like a light parfait

And lick it up, as quick as any missile.

A cheese-cake has a tasty cookie crust,

While all thy sweet foundation rests in fashion;

So load me up with cream-cheese! For I must

Consume the one who drives me most to passion.

The difference, darling love, is, if I diet,

I shan’t stop eating you–but soft! Scream quiet!


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ethelthefrog

ethelthefrog

You've got me craving cheesecake now. Splendid parody.

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slapdashmonuments

slapdashmonuments

Thank you! :D

  • #1355 Posted 3 years ago
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