ethelthefrog

ethelthefrog

Joined Ficlatté in September 2014

22 stories, 0 challenges, 3 prompts, 373 comments, and 5 friends

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Arms, legs, the usual.

I also seem to be running the site.

I may get around to writing some actual stories at some point.

All Stories

Oh, Great Founder, not this one

Pink hair again. It hadn't been pink since ... that time when ... and it all went normal again. I wa…

Published 1 month ago.

Just one drop

"So this is it?" she asked, "one drop in here and it's all over?"

A short pipe stood up from the fl…

Published 1 year ago.

Diplomacy?

And yet, nothing is ever new.

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Published 1 year ago.

It's windy on the tops

"I did warn you."

"You've seen my underwear before."

"Yes, but not in the open air. On the highest h…

Published 1 year ago.

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Published 2 years ago.

Stay away from the Borderlands

"You are swift, indeed, young Peregrine," the queen said, her eyes betraying her concern, "but I fea…

Published 2 years ago.

Beer with the bishop

"You're dead."

The bishop nods sadly at me and swigs his pint. "Sorry about that," he says, "I held…

Published 3 years ago.

Brief encounter

I saw God today.

At lunch time.

Surfing on the back of a lorry.

I was crossing the footbridge ove…

Published 3 years ago.

Drinking for all it's worth

"He's just standing there. At the bar. Drinking. Shots. Shot after shot after shot."

Her companion …

Published 3 years ago.

Today's coffee

"Carte noir?"

The label is white.

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Published 4 years ago.

Literary fiction

He wanted something.

Didn't get it.

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Published 4 years ago.

Which direction?

"No. We're not lost."

I despair.

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Published 4 years ago.

Death threat

"Shoot me," she screamed.

He did.

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Published 4 years ago.

Subterranean journey

Underneath the floor, the adventure commences.

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Published 4 years ago.

Death in the family

He eased himself onto the plastic seat in the waiting room – seemingly every hospital on the planet …

Published 4 years ago.

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